Monday, August 01, 2011

Tee-Hee-Hee! I Made Someone Do Something!

Yesterday, I did my part to save the world. On a busy sidewalk, I saw an oppressive but laudable sign that said “NO SMOKING WITHIN 25 FEET” near the door to a yoga studio. I spent half an hour standing in front of the sign pointing it out to people walking down the sidewalk if they were smoking within 25 feet of the sign.

While it’s important that people are permitted to take their medicine wherever they wish, so long as there is a socially transformative sign anywhere, I feel that it should be sternly enforced on all of those people who obviously don’t know how to live, or were made illiterate by not supporting education unions.

Get angry, people!!!

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