Wednesday, September 28, 2011

It must be Tea Party Terrorists AGAIN!

Toilet explodes at GSA building, injuring at least one employee
After a toilet exploded at a General Services Administration building, sending a female employee to the hospital with serious injuries, the bathrooms were declared off limits.
I think there's unspoken racism behind it.

Sunday, September 11, 2011


Infidel Dogs, Large parts of Europe are already part of the Caliphate, Spain and the Balkans for example. They have existed in misery and poverty ever since being shamefully deprived of their proper place in the Ummah. However, soon they shall again flourish under the enlightened rule of the Shiara.As for the rest of Europe, if that Little Ice Age hadn't ended so damned soon, it too would have come under our benevolent yoke. Shortly, we shall correct that tragedy.BYW, don't forget to send your Jizya to the local Mosque.

A guest post by Abdullah

Thursday, September 08, 2011

Why Are they Even Allowed to Exist?

In the 1930s, when the Nazis ruled Germany, Reinhard Heydrich was at the head of the Gestapo (the Third Reich's Secret State Police) - an organisation whose major aim was to spy on the German people.

In the 1980s, when the Communists still ruled East Germany, Erich Mielke was at the head of the Stasi (East Germany's Secret State Police) - an organisation whose major aim was to spy on the East German people.

In 2011 Rupert Murdoch is at the head of News Corp. - an organisation whose aims I don't know.

However, having watched FOX NEWS, I am absolutely sure that balanced reporting of political issues to a broad audience is certainly NOT among the aims of News Corp.

So what are the aims of News Corp.?
And how dangerous is News Corp. for all freedom-loving citizens?

Crush their right to speak for the good of society! Get angry, people!!!

Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Be Warm in Charity

Infidel Dogs,

Praise be to Allah, but your words are pleasing. They were like poetry and each thing you said was true. Indeed, the muhajadeen, if they were armed with tanks, rocket planes and the bombs with the electric eyeballs in them would sweep the Crusaders from all of the earth and peace would at last reign. Well, peace would reign after the faithful slaughtered the apostate Shias and Suffis, but that is another matter. Alas, we but are poor Sons of the Desert. All we have is oil, and the proceeds of that must go to important things -- like paying mullahs to spread the word of our peaceful religion, and also the purchasing of bomb belts, RPGs and cameras for us to record head removals. Perhaps you could do your impoverished Islamic friends a favor and buy us an anti-aircraft battery or two?

We come in Peace.

- A guest post by Abdullah

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

That Time of The Year Again

Well, we all know what time of the year it is. Now, now hear me out before you get all reactionary. Everyone knows the Waynester is an ardent environmentalists. I feel that being one with nature is the absolute only way the collective "we" can ever begin to learn to release our inner-nurturer.

Each year on New Years Eve we are witness to and virtually participate in a destruction on a global scale. I am talking about the so-called waste of energy and natural resources (yes, they are nature's resources. NOT OURS!!!) on the ball drop and neon which is Times Square. I know that Manhattan is the center of progrssive learning, culture, and knowledge. However, it blows my mind that such a group of clear-feeling and sound people can act in such a destructive manner. People have told me the crowds filling Times Square and cheering the unwraught destruction are mainly tourists (probably from the South, thanks again Bush!). Still, somebody should DO SOMETHING.

This is the environment we are talking about people. TAKE ACTION, GET ANGRY OUT THERE.

Don't worry it has not escaped my attention that this whole environmental destruction in New York really took off after Skylab was mysteriously dropped out of the sky. Just after discovering the still-growing ozone hole. Quickly followed by the concerted (and still unsolved) assassination of John Lennon. You connect the dots.

A hint from the Waynester, RONALD REAGAN WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ELECTED HAD LENNON NOT BEEN SHOT. All too convienient for the press to give BushCo a lietime pass on answering any questions about Harkin Energy.