After the Killed the Poor Man’s CHLDREN, they Kill HIM

Infidel Dogs,

You will cease making fun of Wilbur. Her love and respect for a great Islamic Warrior such as Saddam, who once threw the Crusader Armies back into Kuqait in the Mother of All Battles, is to be admired and emulated.

That said, this story of the "hanging" is untrue. Hah, as if such a great man could be brought low by the sons of apes and pigs!

My friend Achmed has a cousin who is a taxi driver in Bagdad, and so what I am about to tell you has all been seen by the eyes of a man and is therefore true, unlike the lies posted in George Bush's NY Times.

The truth is the mujahideen snuck weapons into Brother Saddam's cell and he put up a fierce fight and killed one hundred crusaders and many more of their aposatate lackeys. In fact, it took the cowardly dropping of cluster bombs full of depleted uranium, which also destroyed several nearby orphanages, before Saddam became a glorious martyr.

So now you see how futile your struggle is, do you not? One Arab warrier, even locked in a cell, and tortured with the panties placed upon the head and other cruelties, still has enough fighting spirit to slaughter thousands of Crusaders. I implore you, do like the French and bow down before your new masters.

Allahu Akbar!

- A guest post by Abdullah